My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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