You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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