But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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