3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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