We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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