I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
