Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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