Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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