I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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