You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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