dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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