your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
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