Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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