Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
He passed out mid-signature
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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