the new term for farting is butt boxing.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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