using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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