He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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