Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
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