Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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