Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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