You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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