Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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