Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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