I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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