Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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