summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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