is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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