Little spoons don't ask big questions
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Randomize