btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
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