Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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