Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We left the knife in your bed.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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