Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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