i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
