that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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