I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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