She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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