She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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