IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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