Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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