no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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