About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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