so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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