if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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