she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
There r osticjed everywhere
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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