On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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