i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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