I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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