Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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