Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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