As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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