the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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