Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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