Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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