GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
ttyl tear gas
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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