I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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