That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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