I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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